"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
when music continues to play after i closed the tab
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones