I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’
best so far.
i feel u
or like i want to
(Source: cutebiche, via ioweyouaphonebox)