I don't even fucking know anymore

|Birte|Norway|16|

I don't do life in a good way

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Hannibal, Being Human UK, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Anime, Tolkien, Star Trek, Marvel, Amazingphil, Danisnotonfire, Cryaotic, Pewdiepie, TLOZ, Ps3

okbye drivesafe

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

And that is literally all you need to know about him.

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petervquill:

What is your favorite swear word?

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

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me:

tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via im-so-going-to-hell)

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via between-the-bowlegs)

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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

(Source: brooklynmutt, via between-the-bowlegs)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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